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I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
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Success is never final.
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I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read...
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Democracy means not ‘I am as good as you are’ but ‘You are as...
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To be proud of learning is the greatest ignorance.
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God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #5808
Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made...