Quote #1654
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down...
Quote #4227
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30946
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Quote #33230
Sometimes I think we’d be better off blind.
Quote #17216
There is no such thing as a little country. The greatness of a people...
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #27637
Do what you love and the business will follow.
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He who receives a benefit should never forget it; he who bestow should never...
Quote #15269
Whenever I hear people talking about “liberal ideas,” I am always astounded that men...