Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #7196
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
Quote #7487
Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to...
Quote #25796
Riches do not consist in the possession of treasures, but in the use made...
Quote #18381
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and...
Quote #18542
Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.
Quote #19826
Don’t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates....
Quote #28795
Be a fountain, not a drain.
Quote #3780
Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead.
Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.