Quote #3242
I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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Isn’t it strange that … people build walls to keep an enemy out, and...
Quote #27777
Don’t worry about anything. Worrying never solved anything. All it does is distort your...
Quote #32754
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don’t...
Quote #26290
The true beloveds of this world are in their lover’s eyes lilacs opening, ship...
Quote #8472
We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other...
Quote #15099
The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but...
Quote #28835
The most distressing aspect of the world into which you are going is its...
Quote #34362
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...