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He that is busy is tempted by but one devil; he that is idle,...
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why…...
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There but for the grace of God goes God.
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For every romantic possiblity, no matter how robust, there exists at least one equal...
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
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Everything has two handles,–one by which it may be borne another by which it...
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How beautiful is death, when earn’d by virtue Who would not be that youth...
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The price we pay when pursuing any art or calling, is an intimate knowledge...