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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the...
Quote #4630
A man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.
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They that will not be counseled, cannot be helped. If you do not hear...
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There are two ways of resisting war: the legal way and the revolutionary way....
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The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
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You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age...
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Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.
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“Luck” is a very good word if you put a P before it.
Quote #13865
Common sense is not so common.