Quote #5327
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
Quote #2730
I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of...
Quote #3100
The enemy came. He was beaten. I am tired. Goodnight.
Quote #27199
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk...
Quote #5354
This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your...
Quote #2263
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #29924
Acceptance is not a state of passivity or inaction. I am not saying you...
Quote #18386
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #2768
California, the department store state.