Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #585
Changing husbands is only changing troubles.
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #10365
You have delighted us long enough.
Quote #34145
The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living...
Quote #34861
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #33957
A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.
Quote #9028
Oh, darling, let your body in, let it tie you in, in comfort.
Quote #17455
The cautious seldom err.
Quote #2400
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her...