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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
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Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
Quote #11000
The kingdom of God or nothing.
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To love one’s self is the beginning of a life-long romance.
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In order to be utterly happy the only thing necessary is to refrain from...
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #1974
Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.
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What actions are most excellent? To gladden the heart of human beings, to feed...
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Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.