Quote #4947
Brevity is the soul of wit.
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All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by...
Quote #11707
I think; therefore I am.
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Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is...
Quote #22401
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #12128
Give what you have. To some it may be better than you dare think.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #15422
Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.
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Nobody has a perfect life. What you see on the screen is the best...
Quote #13274
Sometimes there are no answers.