Quote #3625
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Quote #3644
Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with...
Quote #25442
We don’t need more assault rifles on our streets right now.
Quote #10476
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Quote #32619
Dans ce pays-ci il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral...
Quote #13631
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world,...
Quote #12355
What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: “Why...
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt
Quote #31565
The test of a successful person is not an ability to eliminate all problems...
Quote #22710
I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be...