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In the end, everything is a gag.
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The gods too are fond of a joke
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To conquer others is to have power, to conquer yourself is to know the...
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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N.B. This quotation is a paraphrase of a much older quote by Aristotle, which...
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Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.
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The two important things I did learn were that you are as powerful and...
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An old man loved is winter with flowers.
Quote #26124
I was no petty thief, I wanted the world or nothing.