Quote #17819
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one...
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #3588
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
Quote #3657
has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes...
Quote #33253
The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
Quote #22359
Tony Montana I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Quote #12570
By interpreting freedom as the propagation and immediate gratification of needs, people distort their...
Quote #32231
Some of the best lessons we ever learn are learned from past mistakes. The...