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The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down...
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #6148
The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold...
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost...
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...
Quote #18375
We hate some persons because we do not know them and we will not...
Quote #26859
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
Quote #8120
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...