Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #34445
Have I inadvertently said some evil thing
Quote #16631
I feel like the fellow in jail who is watching his scaffold being built....
Quote #25474
What a cunning mixture of sentiment, pity, tenderness, irony surrounds adolescence, what knowing watchfulness...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #4091
A threat is basically a means for establishing a bargaining position by inducing fear...
Quote #7084
Unjust dominion cannot be eternal.
Quote #23317
Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day...
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.