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In the end, everything is a gag.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
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The belief that there are other life forms in the universe is a matter...
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much if he is...
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The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
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Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to...
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There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because...
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The most original authors are not so because they advance what is new, but...
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Compassion is no substitute for justice.
Quote #9676
No one should drive a hard bargain with an artist.