Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
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I do not know what I may appear to the world but to myself...
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Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to...
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The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word...
Quote #5555
The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
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Turbulence is life force. It is opportunity. Let’s love turbulence and use it for...
Quote #16767
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
Quote #30840
You can not write in the chimney with charcoal.
Quote #1983
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends