Quote #12737
Gentlemen prefer bonds.
Quote #8479
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #434
Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the...
Quote #34105
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having...
Quote #25340
Nature does not give to those who will not spend.
Quote #6075
Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.
Quote #31750
You only have power over people so long as you don’t take everything away...
Quote #19224
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
Quote #22568
Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the...