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Television is the first truly democratic culture – the first culture available to everybody...
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A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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It is almost impossible to exaggerate the proneness of the human mind to take...
Quote #5488
How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least...
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course...
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You never find yourself until you face the truth.
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Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...