Quote #17849
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #20908
Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape...
Quote #30415
Only the refusal to listen guarantees one against being ensnared by the truth.
Quote #18746
Anger as soon as fed is dead- ‘Tis starving makes it fat.
Quote #7898
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
Quote #6037
Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.
Quote #26366
It is important to do what you don’t know how to do. It is...
Quote #26898
I am a trial lawyer. … Matilda says that at dinner on a good...
Quote #31848
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful...