Quote #29042
I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors...
Quote #28641
A religious man is a person who holds God and man in one thought...
Quote #31373
I believe the first test of a truly great man is his humility.
Quote #27048
Treaties are like roses and young girls. They last while they last.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #23911
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to...
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #29980
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Quote #92
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
Quote #12943
I am not concerned that you have fallen; I am concerned that you arise.