Quote #6648
In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #5562
Ask a difficult question, and the marvelous answer appears.
Quote #8804
is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
Quote #29613
The proper function of man is to live – not to exist.
Quote #2381
A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
Quote #25077
To ask the hard question is simple.
Quote #21836
Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will...
Quote #15173
Happiness is like manna; it is to be gathered in grains, and enjoyed every...
Quote #10995
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.