Quote #12561
Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys....
Quote #28728
Today I live in the quiet, joyous expectation of good.
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #21824
A good front is half the battle in love or war.
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #30854
Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
Quote #23807
Our determination to imitiate Christ should be such that we have no time for...
Quote #8567
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
Quote #31609
Know thyself.
Quote #9946
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...