Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #6426
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #19901
The main failure of education is that it has not prepared people to comprehend...
Quote #10479
Those only are happy who have their minds fixed on some object other than...
Quote #24262
Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and...
Quote #8439
Every time you get angry, you poison your own system.
Quote #33277
I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #11221
A man is known by the company he avoids.