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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
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Whatever you are by nature, keep to it; never desert your line of talent....
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You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than...
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
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Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy...
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To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
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What passing bells for these who die as cattleOnly the monstrous anger of the...
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If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist?
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Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you.
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Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign...