Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #32685
Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great...
Quote #33978
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
Quote #13416
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
Quote #6709
A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #7456
Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.
Quote #33161
Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy...
Quote #10141
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #31767
When you talk, you repeat what you already know when you listen, you often...