Quote #19370
Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing...
Quote #23166
The nail that sticks out is hammered down.
Quote #9816
I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than...
Quote #25526
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
Quote #14069
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #21594
The priest persuades a humble people to endure their hard lot, a politician urges...
Quote #627
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Quote #28139
How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol How about the pillow...
Quote #34027
The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.