Quote #30136
It’s hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the...
Quote #20811
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #19147
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #950
Seek not for fresher founts afar, Just drop you bucket where you are.
Quote #986
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #18335
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
Quote #12274
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Quote #28587
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Quote #31919
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...