Quote #19999
When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take...
Quote #31464
The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #28095
We must overcome the notion that we must be regular. It robs us of...
Quote #25956
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery...
Quote #15335
The mind can assert anything and pretend it has proved it. My beliefs I...
Quote #6563
I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself...
Quote #18861
Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion.
Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...