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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...
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Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
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God creates men, but they choose each other.
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England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
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There is no place more delightful than home.
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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No one can deny that much of our modern advertising is essentially dishonest; and...
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Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.
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My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
Quote #7907
Procrastination is the thief of time.