Quote #29201
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #621
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
Quote #28199
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...
Quote #24988
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
Quote #11392
Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have...
Quote #7934
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Quote #24610
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #31158
Man spends his life in reasoning on the past, in complaining of the present,...
Quote #23380
Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.
Quote #21074
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.