Quote #23957
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Quote #32398
The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
Quote #584
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #29860
No gray hairs streak my soul, no grandfatherly fondness there I shake the world...
Quote #19205
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours....
Quote #25990
That’s it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.
Quote #7997
The best coffee in Europe is Vienna coffee, compared to which all other coffee...
Quote #34750
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #2105
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.
Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.