Quote #31735
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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Certain brief sentences are peerless in their ability to give one the feeling that...
Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #6231
Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run around with decent folk...
Quote #13268
I?ll fight when needed, revel when there?s an occasion, mourn when there is grief,...
Quote #30227
Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain...
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Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
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Bygone troubles are a pleasure to talk about.
Quote #1207
“Opposites are cures for opposites.