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We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
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It is certain that either wise bearing or ignorant carriage is caught, as men...
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We are the hero of our own story.
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For not many men, the proverb saith, can love a friend whom fortune prospereth...
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Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
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For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these ‘It...
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The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God...
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When kings the sword of justice first lay down; They art no kings, though...