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By the time we’ve made it, we’ve had it.
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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We are no longer happy as soon as we wish to be happier.
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I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics...
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
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There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
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Think to yourself that every day is your last; the hour to which you...
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I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
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You look at where you’re going and where you are and it never makes...