Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #13355
Advertising is tax deductible, so we all pay for the privilege of being manipulated...
Quote #501
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Quote #29343
You’re only as good as the people you hire.
Quote #30918
Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping.
Quote #2568
Love will find a lay.
Quote #34540
Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When...
Quote #733
“Nothing for preserving the body like having no heart.”
Quote #17457
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
Quote #17620
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.