Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #19623
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people...
Quote #17489
By nature, men are nearly alike by practice, they get to be wide apart.
Quote #19943
Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with...
Quote #28853
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount...
Quote #32498
Pain is inevitable suffering is optional.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19865
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes...
Quote #11369
Blood is inherited and virtue is acquired.
Quote #5399
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.