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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end.
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There are only two families in the world, the Haves and Have-Nots.
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Wooderson The older you get the more rules they are going to try and...
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A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one’s...
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The only completely consistent people are the dead.
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Success, in a generally accepted sense of the term, means the opportunity to experience...
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To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be...