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The home is the chief school of human virtues.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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The most important principle of divine philosophy is the oneness of the world of...
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The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
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Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead
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The difference between fiction and reality Fiction has to make sense.
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The real danger from advertising is that it helps to shatter and ultimately destroy...
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Quote #3576
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...