Quote #34708
I grow more intense as I age.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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Every answer asks a more beautiful question
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There’s many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
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An executive is a person who always decides sometimes he decides correctly, but he...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #22728
A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People...
Quote #6689
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
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If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United...
Quote #19375
If you don’t know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere.