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I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...
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To find yourself, think for yourself.
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America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth.
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Being another character is more interesting than being yourself.
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Even paranoids have real enemies.
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone...
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
Quote #23004
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life it goes...