Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it...
Quote #3874
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #27256
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
Quote #10044
God loves the world through us.
Quote #23350
If I thought there was some reason to be concerned about them, I wouldn’t...
Quote #1494
Laughter is by definition healthy.
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My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll...
Quote #33534
There but for the grace of God go I.