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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #7718
So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the...
Quote #19732
Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
Quote #451
As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that...
Quote #6998
Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live...
Quote #21785
We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love.
Quote #17324
Stranger in a strange country.
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Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping,...
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #28332
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...