Quote #22056
Life is too brief. I had a friend whom I intended to know better....
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Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people...
Quote #28894
Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others.
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #6404
There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...
Quote #10481
Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only...
Quote #2045
Jesus was a crackpot.
Quote #30007
Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat’s ear, but only...
Quote #27172
What has not been examined impartially has not been well examined. Skepticism is therefore...