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You can’t compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.
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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
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Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
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I have come to value liberated minds as the supreme good of life on...
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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
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By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever...
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Are you bored with life Then throw yourself into some work you believe in...