Quote #7683
There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
Quote #25575
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the...
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #13341
Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for.
Quote #2434
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #13700
Advice is like snow — the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon,...
Quote #25670
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Quote #18270
Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands And the rest...
Quote #13366
The essence of living is discovering. Indeed, it is the joy of discovering that...
Quote #34026
Spring has sprung. We’re free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother...