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Many have been ruined by their fortunes, and many have escaped ruin by the...
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All television is children’s television.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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Eating and scratching want but a beginning.
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There is no more fatal blunderer than he who consumes the greater part of...
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Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow...
Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?