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It is, in fact, nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of...
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Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
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Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America — that we...
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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Take egotism out and you would castrate the benefactors.
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Every man who is not a monster, mathematician or a mad philosopher, is the...
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If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
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Imagination rules the world.
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...