Quote #20097
With enough ‘ifs’ we could put Paris in a bottle.
Quote #28369
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Quote #3860
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #10402
This day before dawn I ascended a hill and looked at the crowded heaven.
Quote #26207
If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not...
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #12078
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass...
Quote #23662
Gods are fragile things they may be killed by a whiff of science or...
Quote #3509
Theories should be as simple as possible, but not simpler.