Quote #32564
The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
Quote #9726
Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #8138
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
Quote #31854
One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter Beware. You...
Quote #29202
Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier.
Quote #29054
Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves. But deep down below the surface of...
Quote #26495
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #31444
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for...
Quote #22527
The presidency has many problems, but boredom is the least of them.